Hanumanachronism
27/10/2020.
With all that Brainspin, Hanuman had to execute ‘Mission SL’ that day. He knew that the role of internuncio was to be well crafted as Lord rama was depending on him. That day, that very bleak day was summed up with the Jet airways flight which he would have boarded from Chennai to Colombo cancelled due to airport bombing and hijacking of seven planes by Dawood Ibrahim Jr. and Osama bin laden VII in Colombo. And so ditching all other ways to get there, He prepared to do it the Superman way. Hanuman was initially antagonistic as the NDTV Weather report predicted Torrential rains, 92% humidity and possible cyclones en route. Hanuman unloaded all those permutations and combinations from his mind and started to aviate with a ‘Whooosh’ to Lanka by sipping a can of Red Bull giving him all the pizzazz he needed.
Hanuman having soared high felt a bit uneasy with the turbulent and tempestuous wind. It seemed so burlesque, When the son of the Wind God himself had trouble with the wind. He then made a screeching jerk in the middle that made the seagulls do the same. Hanuman then checked his pockets for his N99 featuring Android 2.1, 8 MP camera and Autofocus with 2X L.E.D FLASH. Woot!, He had it safe and sound. He punched some keys and managed to find the Sketchmap of ‘How to abduct Sita from Lanka’ in PDF format which Lord Rama had sent him via E-mail. Hanuman resumed his ‘Whoosh’. He beheaded both Surasa and Sinhika who came in his way to slay him. After some five minutes, His sinews received a thourough vibration.
“Tringg…….Trinnngg”
It was Jambhavan .
” Hey dude, Wassup? How is life? ”
Hanuman goggled. The question seemed so ironic especially at this point of time.
” Jambhavan dude, I am on my way to Lanka. Oh My Rajinikanth! This torrential rain is giving my inner neurons a lap dance. Hello? Hello? No signal. Talk to you later. ”
Hanuman knew that Jambhavan wanted to tell him something importantly unimportant compared to the job at hand, But that was certainly not the right time as he had no time to even check his Facebook notifications.
Reaching Lanka and with the helping hand of GPS, Hanuman tracked Sita to the Ashoka garden which was adjacent to Ravana’s palace. He cut through the window with his utile Swiss army knife and entered the Garden. There he could see Sita lying down on the ground with her hair spread out and her ornaments hung on the tree. The tree was glittering with all those Swarovski crystals that Sita’s necklaces were embedded with. The look on her face revealing it all.
With a troubled and shivering voice she said, “Who are you? “.
” Oh divine Goddess, It is me , The messenger of Lord Rama. I doubt that you’ve any suspicion in my identity. If so, You could see my Id tag featuring ” Lord Rama Seva Samaj (LRSS) “. See! And this T-shirt I purchased from ww.inkfruit.com”
The T-shirt showed, ” Jab Lord Rama and Sita met” with a colorful caricature of the couple.
” This is the Signet ring which Lord Rama gave you. I’ve come to take you back to Lord Rama’s place with your permission. Lord rama is so worried about you. He tried to call you in your Vodafone number, But to no avail. :|.” – Hanuman said.
“There is no Vodafone service in Lanka nowadays and so I’ve changed my cellular service provider to Idea.”
“There is LRSS headquarters a few kilometres from here. You could pop into our 24/7 helicopters provided from our service with me ”
“I am really sorry Hanuman, I cant come with you. . If I come with you it maybe an insult to Lord Rama’s valour. I give you my Pearl Brooch as identification. Please give this to him and tell him to slay Ravana if at all you are unable to do it. ” – She replied.
Hanuman boarded the copter. It was then he tweeted, ” Everything is safe and sound. #LordRama, I’ve done my Job”.
